Never Lie To A Smart Woman

Women are highly sharp-minded and have a strong intuition men cannot understand. Therefore, our advice for all men on Earth is NOT to lie to a woman, ever, as women always find a way to find out th…

Husband Wanted

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around o…